February 2012
22 posts
No. No, that is not how this works.
You put the puppy in her crate, you ignore her. She will eventually stop freaking out and will shut. The. Fuck. Up.
I promise you, it will happen. It will. No one has left her alone since she’s gotten here. She’s a two-month old puppy. Yes, the world is big and bad and dangerous, but she needs to sit her ass in the corner and be alone or else she...
And then all of a sudden, I really fucking miss...
Because my social ineptitude came out at the worst possible moment, leaving me niched as the awkward kid, and I’m suddenly afraid that I’m going to end up completely alone, forever.
I guess it’s just a melodramatic kind of night.
I just wanted to let everyone know that I showered...
And will spend the next twelve hours or so smelling of waxy roses and “Midnight” Pomegranates.
Also, I say “this week” because showering definitely doesn’t happen every day for everyone since we spend at least three days out of the seven (hours-wise) in the sea water and we have to shower in sea water so… It doesn’t make too much difference.
"So, we can't kill them in the water?"
You’re an idiot, aren’t you?
“I’ve had librarians say to me, “People in my school don’t agree with...”
– David Levithan - Supporting Gay Teen Literature (via cake-light)
SERIOUSLY! I’m sick of LGBTQ culture being treated as just some political issue. Queer people aren’t just a handful of people who want to get married, okay? We’re real, and we’re fucking important, and we need to be represented...
Sometimes, I sneak on Tumblr. Because I can’t stay away.
And then all of a sudden I find my dash covered with gay porn and I have to flee.
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
monicagellers:
some christian friendly words for penis according to christwire.org:
twaddle stick
flesh sword
rod of life
fleshy roman spear
sin snake
moses’ staff
tickle dangus
temptation wand
vaginal plug
meat banana
tangy tart trombone
tadpole torpedo
god’s pinky finger
So… “Vaginal” is an acceptable word, but penis is not?
January 2012
481 posts
So. The pictures of the view from the center are...
Under my “study abroad” blog bullshit. So. Thesnarkyinterrobang.tumblr and whatnot.
OKAYSO, my email update didn’t work and my phone doesn’t have any service.
BUT I’M ALIVE, AND I’M SAFE AND IT’S KIND OF HUMID AND COMFORTABLY UNCOMFORTABLE. And I can hear the ocean from my bed. :]
I’ll work on finding service tomorrow.
And also, my mother’s email isn’t working ]]:
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Reblog if you’d care if the person you reblogged...
cyruspotnoodle:
wandanyan:
theon-stark:
blokeinabowtie:
brohirrim:
iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
ohio-is4-lovers:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about...
WHOOO. TEAM ALFREDSSON.
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